Every Christmas table needs something in the middle that everyone pretends not to be eyeing up. Here it is.
The Maltesers Teasers Centrepiece is Teasers scaled up for a crowd: that light, malty crunch in smooth milk chocolate, made to sit in the middle of the table and get chipped away at all afternoon.
Someone breaks off a modest piece. Then another modest piece. Then a slightly less modest one, while claiming it was a corner that came off on its own.
It starts the day as a centrepiece. By Boxing Day it is a rumour.
Frequently asked questions about Maltesers Teasers Centrepiece
Q: Is this the UK version?
A: It is: the British Maltesers Teasers Centrepiece, brought over to Halifax and shipped from within Canada. The same one you would find in a UK supermarket in December.
Q: How big is it?
A: 335g, which is enough to sit in the middle of the table and survive at least the first hour. After that, no promises.
Q: Is it a good Christmas gift for someone who misses home?
A: Very much so. It looks generous, it is instantly recognisable to anyone who grew up with Maltesers, and it saves you guessing what they want.
More about Maltesers Teasers Centrepiece
Maltesers are the British sweet nobody counts: the bag at the cinema, the one rattling in the glovebox, the handful that disappears while the kettle boils. Teasers took that malty crunch and put it in a bar, and a lot of people never looked back.
In Canada, it is usually the Christmas version of a thing that gets people searching. A British Christmas has its own sweets, and a big Teasers on the table is one of those details you only notice when it is missing from the room.
It is a proper 335g, so it is a sharing piece rather than a pocket one. Keep it somewhere cool and dry, well away from the radiator and the oven on Christmas Day. Put it on a board in the middle of the table and let people get on with it, or wrap it and hand it over.
It goes rather well beside a UK selection box, a tin of something being passed round after dinner and a pot of tea strong enough to stand a spoon in. Nobody has ever complained about too much chocolate on Boxing Day.
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