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Diddly Squat Farm Red Onion Marmalade - 340g imported British grocery product available in Canada

Diddly Squat Farm Red Onion Marmalade - 340g

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About Diddly Squat Farm Red Onion Marmalade

About Diddly Squat Farm Red Onion Marmalade

Jeremy Clarkson has given Britain a farm shop, a television series and a fair few arguments with the local council. He has also put his farm's name on a jar of red onion marmalade, easily the least controversial thing he has done.

Diddly Squat Farm Red Onion Marmalade is the dark, sticky, sweet-sharp spoonful that belongs next to a hunk of cheddar and a cold pork pie.

If you have watched Clarkson's Farm from a sofa in Canada and wondered what the shop actually sells, here is one answer. It is the UK jar, and it ships from within Canada.

Shop more Diddly Squat in Canada or browse the full range of British pantry favourites available to order online across Canada.

Frequently asked questions about Diddly Squat Farm Red Onion Marmalade

Q: Is this from Jeremy Clarkson's farm?

A: It carries the name of Diddly Squat Farm, the Cotswolds farm Clarkson runs and the one you see on Clarkson's Farm. Same name, same branding as the jars in the UK.

Q: How big is the jar?

A: It is a 340g jar. Plenty for a good few cheeseboards, fewer if someone discovers it with a spoon.

Q: Is it a good gift?

A: Very much so, especially for a fan of the show or anyone who misses a ploughman's. Pair it with a block of decent cheddar and you have done your bit.

Q: What do people eat it with?

A: Cheese first and foremost, then cold meats, pork pies, sausages and burgers. It is also excellent hiding inside a cheese toastie.

More about Diddly Squat Farm Red Onion Marmalade

Onion marmalade lives on the chutney shelf of every British larder, between the pickle and the jam nobody remembers buying. It is what turns a slice of cheese and some bread into a ploughman's, and what a decent pub puts on the side of the plate without being asked.

People in Canada come looking for it for two reasons. Some have binged the show and want a jar with the farm's name on it. The rest simply miss a proper cheeseboard with something dark and sticky in the corner.

It comes in a 340g jar, which lasts a while unless your household treats it as a food group. Keep it in the cupboard until it is opened, then follow the lid. Spoon it onto cheese, cold meats, sausages or a burger, or tuck a layer into a cheese toastie and stop pretending you will share it.

It tends to end up in the same basket as a sharp British cheddar, some crackers and whatever pickle you grew up with. A jar also makes a good present for the friend who quotes Kaleb at dinner.

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The story of Diddly Squat Farm Red Onion Marmalade

By Aaron A.  |  October 13, 2026

A jar named after nothing

Somebody brings out the cheeseboard, and somebody else asks if there is anything to go with it. There is now. This jar comes from a farm Jeremy Clarkson named after the least amount possible, which is a bold thing to put on a label. If you have watched Clarkson's Farm, you already know the place. The shop says its jams, chutneys and condiments are homemade using produce from Diddly Squat Farm, made on the farm itself or by neighbouring businesses in the Cotswolds.

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A thousand acres of not much

Clarkson bought about a thousand acres near Chipping Norton in 2008, land that was formerly part of the Sarsden estate. A local villager contract-farmed it until he retired in 2019, and then Clarkson began farming it himself. Brave. He renamed it Diddly Squat, slang for nothing at all, to indicate its lack of productivity. The Amazon Prime Video series Clarkson's Farm then made it internationally known, which is a lot of attention for a place named after nothing.

Forty tonnes of potatoes later

The farm shop was opened in 2020 by Jeremy Clarkson and Lisa Hogan. It was his idea, after he accidentally produced 40 tonnes of potatoes. Accidentally. It has since drawn very long visitor queues, and sat through a two-month closure after a council dispute over the roofing material used on the building. In 2024 its products went nationwide via Amazon Fresh, the first time they were sold on the UK high street. Barley grown on the farm became Hawkstone Lager, created after a cut in government farm subsidies in 2021.

Where the jar ends up

Every British fridge door has one jar that outlives the rest, pushed behind the milk and rediscovered every time the cheese comes out. This one has a better story than most. It comes out with the crackers, gets passed down the table, and goes back in the fridge a little lighter than anyone will admit. And you get it without joining the queue outside a shop near Chipping Norton, which, going by the farm's reputation, is no small thing.

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