Morrisons Chocolate Malted Milk - 250g

Malted milks sit at the gentle end of the British biscuit tin, alongside the rich tea and the digestive. They are not showy. They are just always there. The chocolate version is for people who like that softness but want something to look forward to with their tea.

Supermarket own-label biscuits are the ones that quietly vanish from your life when you move abroad, because the shop's own packet rarely travels. If Morrisons was your weekly shop, this is a small, familiar piece of that routine, and it tastes exactly as you left it.

It comes as a 250g packet of biscuits that keeps happily in the cupboard. Fold the end over and clip it, or tip the lot into a tin if you want to pretend you have any self-control. They suit a mug of tea and take a quick dunk well. Hold your nerve and do not linger.

Most people fill the rest of the basket with a box of proper British tea bags and another packet or two of biscuits for when this one runs out. It will run out.