Diddly Squat Bee Juice Bites - 150g

Britain has a long habit of farm shop sweets: the bag picked up at the till on a day out, eaten in the car park before the seatbelts are on. Diddly Squat took that habit and put a famous name on it.

Plenty of people in Canada have watched Clarkson's Farm from start to finish, and some have a mate back home who has actually been to the shop and will not stop mentioning it. Searching for the real thing is the natural next step, and these are it.

A 150g pack covers one episode with company, or two if you are watching alone and nobody is counting. Keep it in a cool, dry cupboard away from the radiator, because chocolate and central heating have never got on. Open it, share it, then quietly reseal it with fewer left than you would admit.

They make a good addition to a parcel for the Clarkson's Farm fan in your life, alongside a proper mug of tea and a few other British chocolates. Pop one in when visiting friends who watch the show. It starts a conversation, usually about the lambing.