Cadbury Oreo Yard - 440g

Cadbury is the chocolate Britain measures everything else against, and putting Oreo alongside it was the sort of idea that made sense the second you heard it. It lives in that happy corner of the cupboard between the biscuit tin and the chocolate drawer, and it rarely stays there long.

People in Canada search for it by name because they want the Cadbury they grew up with, the one that tastes like the corner shop on the way home from school. When a craving is that specific, a near enough version will not do.

The 440g pack is a proper amount for sharing, or for not sharing and keeping very quiet about it. Keep it somewhere cool and dry, well away from the radiator, and break off pieces with a tea, after dinner, or for the lunchbox when you fancy being popular.

It tends to go into the basket alongside other Cadbury favourites from Britain and a box of proper tea, because a yard of this deserves a decent brew next to it.